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Wife: Honey .... What are you looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing???  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ???

Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
 
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Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.
 
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
 
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
 
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Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.  What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire."
 
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Question - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?

Answer - One woman brings you into this world crying .... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
 
 
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling.  But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.
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